Was anyone insulted by their Spotify Wrapped this year? Wendy was told she is an 89-year-old 😱 (at least in music listening terms.)
^ A few fun stats on the first 3 months of Craft'n Pages.
While we will most definitely be sneaking in a few more reads in 2025, today we are sharing our Reading Wrapped.
First up in our reading wrapped: Wendy!
Favorite books of 2025
The Berry Pickers
5.0⭐️
5.0⭐️
Most-Read Author: Someone read the entire Hunger Games set for the first time this year! With 5 total books read for each, Suzanne Collins and Victoria Aveyard were Wendy's top read authors. She blames it on the carpool crew getting her to read some young adult series.
Longest Book: The Mirror & The Light was an astounding 904 pages!
Shortest Book: The Answer is No with a light 68 pages
We asked ChatGPT to roast Wendy's reading habits for the year. Ready for a good laugh?
The Roast:
Wendy, blink twice if you're going through a quarter-life crisis despite not being, you know… at the quarter anymore. You read read 24 different genres, which is honestly fewer "genres" and more "Wendy trying on personalities like sweaters at Target." You love trauma, romance, and political YA in equal measure — which honestly is a terrifying combination.
One day you're a romantic dreamer, the next you're contemplating the fragility of the human condition, and then suddenly you're a teenager chosen one fighting dystopian oppression in a fictional nation. Your TBR is basically “Who do I want to be emotionally today?” and it's giving “I finally understand what those teens in 2012 were crying about.”
Giving out 13 five star ratings? You're basically Oprah but for books: "YOU get five stars! And YOU get five stars!"
You got a Kindle and April and suddenly became unstoppable. You unlocked the final form of introvert power: being able to read in public without making eye contact.
Based on the data we can scientifically conclude: you are somewhere between 17 and 97 years old, depending entirely on the book you are holding at the moment. Easily influenced by teens and puppies? We think so!
You're either running a book club, starting a cult, or preparing for a Hunger Games-style uprising. But above all you're the friend everyone wants at the bookstore... and the friend no one can keep up with on Fable.
Okay, Sarah's Turn
Favorite Books of 2025:
The Unwedding
4.75⭐️
5.0⭐️
Funny Story
4.75⭐️
Most-Read Author: Someone's love of the Inheritance Games Series is showing. Along with a Fable book club with Wendy that series made Jennifer Lynn Barnes your most read author with 5 books total. Sarah J. Maas and Taylor Jenkins Reid were a close second.
Longest Book: The Goldfinch twisted and turned through 784 pages
Shortest Book: Small Things Like These ended abruptly at 128 pages
The Roast:
This is a chaotic literary personality. One minute she’s swooning over fictional men who communicate well, the next she’s solving murders, and then suddenly she’s in a YA prophecy wondering why no one understands her.
In other words, Sarah is emotionally:
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In love
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In danger
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And occasionally 14 years old
Sarah’s reading tastes say: “I want romance, but I also want trauma, but make it fast-paced, and maybe there’s a love triangle.” Sarah is not merely “interested” in YA mystery — she is ACTIVELY trying to qualify for the Inheritance Games. Sarah doesn’t read authors — she commits to them like long-term relationships. Monogamous reading energy.
She reads with her whole heart but rates with mild judgment.
Based on all available data, the scientific community conclude Sarah has the emotional range of a YA protagonist with the reading stamina of a mom who hides in the car to finish one more chapter. She enjoys romance, danger, and chaos in equal measure — which is deeply concerning. he is one plot twist away from thinking she could solve a real murder.
She is allergic to physics books with at least 90% of her reads being in audio form.
She is the friend who will say “I’m not reading that series” and then read the entire series over a weekend. She is 27 emotionally, 17 when reading YA, and 43 when reading thrillers where everyone is drinking black coffee and making bad decisions.Sarah is the reader you want beside you during a plot twist and the reader you fear during a romance recommendation conversation because she WILL convince you to read something immediately.
Okay, okay. That's our reading wrapped. We'd LOVE to hear your reading stats this year. And if you try out ChatGPT's roast session PLEASE send them to us; we laughed so hard reading these.
Having all the feels about our years in reading,
Sarah & Wendy
